Boy1: Have you seen Nicki Minaj’s ass?
Me: err.. Random subject! I have, but i didn’t exactly spend that much attention to that part of her anatomy. But yes, I have acknowledged that particular backside.
Boy1: but doesn’t it look so FAKE and PLASTIC?!
Me: em, I suppose
Boy1: *points to boy2* Ha I told you! It IS fake!
Boy2: okay! But it’s nothing compared to Beyoncè!
Boy1: Beyoncè! (eyes widen in an awe-struck and slightly disturbing way) She’s my ultimate woman! She’s just like
*makes hourglass shape with hands*
Me: your hardly thirteen, and your talking about how you favour curvy women?
Boy1: yeah! I don’t like girls who are super skinny and are just like, straight. They need…they need to be…..
Me:…… They need a waist? They need to be an hourglass shape or a pear shape?
Boy2: what’s the difference?
Girl2: a pear is bigger on the bottom half
Me: in other words a pear has a rounder arse
Boy1: then my perfect womanly shape is a pear with an upside down pear on top of that!
Everyone involved: LOL